Friday, 2 October 2020
Decor Crimes: Get the Look
country kitchen: wood units
Shaker kitchen: wood-effect units with fake tongue-and-groove panelling (Genuine Shaker furniture is pictured.)
It’s really, really dated. The kitchen’s from the 80s! (Your House Made Perfect)
I’d like to contemporize this kitchen. Those tiles aren’t really me. (Escape to the Country)
We want a contemporary country kitchen. (My Dream Derelict Home. It’s the same old island plus bright white units.)
I think what we’re looking for is "period modern", if that makes any sense. (Man on Escape to the Country. Alastair Appleton translated it as “period property with open-plan kitchen”.)
Modernish but not too modern, because this 60s bungalow has got a bit of a cottagey feel. (Homes under the Hammer)
I’m all about colour. (Contestant on The Great Interior Design Challenge. She painted everything grey.)
Martin Roberts: What are your plans for this house?
Buyer: To put back as many original features as possible.
(He probably means “Put in an inappropriate wooden regency-style fire surround and a wood-burning stove”. Does nobody know what the word "original" means? Homes under the Hammer)
Another Homes under the Hammer buyer thinks he’s “restored” his terraced house by stripping all the woodwork. The Girls’ Own Annual 1920 moans that if you buy an olde-worlde cottage the beams will be covered in layers of whitewash. And all the doors, window-sills etc will be painted cream. GOA advises you to strip it all.
“Victorian” restoration with fitted carpet, walls and wood painted navy, and a faux-Tudor fireplace.
So many people buy period homes and ‘love the character’, and then run scared and find it easier to buy everything new from a shop and decide period features are not ‘practical for modern life.’ (Via FB)
Why do so many people make a grand house look like a cottage? (Via FB)
Apparently big renovation projects get you lots of followers on Instagram. And I suppose a "restoration show" would not sell the furniture, fabric, wallpaper and paint colours that are currently on the market.
More here, and links to the rest.